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Touch grass tee

$30

An 8-bit quest screen: "Hey, digital missionaries! Don't forget to touch the grass." Our own pixel dog waits in the tall grass, with Matthew 6:28 underneath. Made by people who spend all day online, telling you to log off. We see the irony. We printed it anyway.

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  • Bella+Canvas 3001 classic or 6400 women's relaxed fit, 100% cotton
  • Printed on the front
  • Printed when you order it, usually shipped within 5 business days
  • Free US shipping over $99; under that, your cart shows the cost for your address
Classic size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001, inches)
SizeChest, laid flatLength
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
Women's size chart (Bella+Canvas 6400 women's relaxed, inches)
SizeChest, laid flatLength
S18.525.25
M2026
L2226.75
XL2427.5
2XL2628.25
3XL2829

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